In a conversation with my sister ,Amy, we began to wonder: What's the loveliest dress we've ever seen?

I answered immediately, "That Italian dress Diane Lane wore in Under The Tuscan Sun...I'd wear that barefoot at my wedding"

Amy laughed, "Maybe we should be concerned when you start mentioning what you'll wear at your wedding." She sat behind me on the couch as I looked online for a picture of the dress.

I remarked, "I don't need a groom to get married---in my head."

"That might be the only place that ever happens," she barbed. "Unless you get a call from Extreme Makover."

"Well, don't worry, sis." I assured her. "You know once they saw you they would lose all interest in me. Then you could get the breast augmentation you've been dreaming of." I smiled sweetly.

"Get off there, Rachel, before you turn into an online geek!"